:| you are what.
Dear ignorant close-minded citizens;
“Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of gay rights. We’ll all appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please throw away your iPod, iPhone & iPad since Apple supports them, as well. Hopefully you have a lot of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levis and Nikes too. Perhaps you bought them at JC Penn……ey or Sears? Sucks you’ll have to take them back. Come to think of it, anything you wear from any fashion brand probably had a gay involved. Flying somewhere soon? Better not be on American, Delta, Southwest, or United…cuz you’ll need a new ticket. Oh, your favorite Airline wasn’t mentioned? Just be sure the jet you’ll be flying on isn’t Boeing made. Don’t sleep at Marriott or Hilton (or any of their family brands) because you might catch ‘the gay’ they support. That morning coffee from Starbucks will have to go as well, so go ahead it replace it with a McCafe. Oh wait, McDonald’s supports gay rights too. Hmm, do you clean with Tide, Gain or Bounty? Use Duracell batteries, shave with Gillette or use Fixodent? Brush with Crest, use Pantene, Scope, Tampax, Venus or Old Spice products? Damn, those are all gone too (stupid P&G supporting the gays.) Damn, you’re using Internet Explorer, Safari, Firefox or Chrome to access Facebook and read this status? Better download something else because Microsoft and Google show their Pride as well. But, your favorite drinks are safe. Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Budweiser are on your side…if your side is on the right side of history since all three also support lgbt equality. Hopefully, you or your lawyer will never need in-depth research. Both LexisNexis and Westlaw, who together control the market, support equality too. Drive that big, manly Ford F350? It’s a ‘Friend of Dorothy’ as its company Ford - along with General Motors - also support equal rights for all. Better stick with a homemade horse-drawn carriage, unless you find the parts to build it at Home Depot & Lowes, cuz well, then you’re screwed. Seriously. Do us all a favor, leave the frackin’ cookie alone… just STAY HOME and boycott everything.”” —Stolen from a gay’s Facebook page.
The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) ― We demand the immediate repeal of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, which we believe to be unconstitutional.
Health Care Choice ― We urge the passage of health care reform, which results in more affordable healthcare through a market-based, competitive, and transparent health care system, including tort reform, interstate competition, genuine accountability and oversight.
2012 Republican Party of Texas platform.
THEY PUT THEM RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. SERIOUSLY.