February 2010
1 tag
4 tags
I just have to say my peace.
The first Spider-Man movie was made to give way to the sequel, which was by far one of the best action-but-still-a-movie-about-a-real-person films ever. Whereas the first one was incredibly mediocre. The Fame introduced us to Lady GaGa, and honestly, isn’t the best album of the year in my opinion. I love it, and her, but it’s not. Fearless shows great strides in Taylor Swift’s...
Marriage is like the movie Groundhog Day. You wake up….look at your alarm...
– Lisa Landry.
Wait, but why do gay people want marriage?
My husband is Jewish. I know, a Catholic and a Jew. Our kids are gonna be...
– Lisa Landry
wtf
thats all
My internet kept cutting out and I kept missing...
(via mattheww)
What do you think, Matthew?
wow, taylor swift sounded horrible...
martinismocha:
benadgatemusic:
martinismocha:
(via endlessgalaxy)
Doesn’t she always?
No. She doesn’t. Lol but you’re so clever for making fun of her!
I think she does. I’ve said before she’s a wonderful song writer but she can’t carry a tune and there are more talented people out there who don’t get nearly as much attention as she does.
Like the Zac Brown band.
wow, taylor swift sounded horrible...
martinismocha:
(via endlessgalaxy)
Doesn’t she always?
No. She doesn’t. Lol but you’re so clever for making fun of her!
If Gaga died, the people of tumblr would save her.
twentyseconds:
softcore:
blackcoffeeblues:
Afterall, we saved Suicide Girl.
SO TRUE.
Can someone please elaborate (on Suicide Girl)
2 tags
seriously? formspring.me is on facebook?
Okay but seriously Shamu was just on the screen.
YES BEYONCE! YES.
we are clearly not wearing the 3D glasses
Kirsten: Oh J-Hud! Look at your tatas.
Me: She'd probably look better in 3D.
Kirsten: The boobs would like, actually poke you in the eye.
...WHICH BY THE WAY IS OUT ON DVD.
thegrammys:
carlovely asked:
taylor swift looks really tall. is she?
She’s absolutely ginormous.
She’s absolutely flat. (vocally)
thegrammys:
Don’t forget: you get to vote for what song Bon Jovi will play tonight right here.
I can vouch that this is legit, as they practiced all three song choices over 9000 times over the weekend.
Listen. I just tried this like 15 consecutive times and every time it claimed that I’d entered the wrong security code. So whatev. He’ll probably sing what I wanted anyway.
3 tags
Kirsten: She's so close to the fans.
Me: What?
Kirsten: She's so close to the fans.
Me: Oh, I thought you said 'humans'.
Kirsten: Well that too...because she's not really human.
Sure, Justin TImberlake may have brought the sexy back. But Susan Boyle sent it...
– Stephen Colbert
sorry for these grammy posts, if u dont like them...
(via michelsworld)
:D Love them. I took one of my best friends off of twitter text messages because she was commentating on miss america all night, so if i had unfollowed you it wouldn’t have been personal lol :P
usher is so sexxy
January 2010
this made my day and now I cant wait OMGGGGGG
michelsworld:
Lady Gaga is scheduled to perform at the Grammy Awards this Sunday, and it has just been announced that she will open the show! It’s rumored that Elton John will be joining Lady Gaga on stage for a performance of a song from Gaga’s latest album
I can really see them doing Speechless together.
5 tags
Okay, one more Ari Gold/Jeremy Piven/Entourage...
Ari Gold: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks! This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
Ari Gold: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple fucking axle over the phone and try calling [James] Cameron again?
2 tags
I am personally invested in every song I post as “Jam of the Day.” Wether it’s because it means something to me or because the song is just so balling that it implores that I share it, take some time and listen, y’all. I promise I would never post something that didn’t have substance, and as a musician I strive to only post music that I believe anyone could genuinely...
2 tags
3 tags
Lady GaGa and Beyonce - Telephone Preview!!! →
twentyseconds:
iansnugwildlife:
br7ndon:
it’s only half a minute long, but i’m so excited!!! blows bad romance out of the water!!!
OMG SO GOOD!
Lmao this doesn’t even scare me anymore. I just blinked and moved my head back a little then closed the window and went back to watching Entourage.
1 tag
Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How did the fucking Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
I AM A GOLDEN GOD. AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE...
I’M ON DRUGS.
So the whole... reconcilement... thing?
slowdownsugarimadiabetic:
Reconciliation, idiot.
are these real words because they look like opossums.
it's true.
Me: Ben! Can we go to Waffle House or what!? If I buy at ticket and hotel to OKC will you buy the booze and pizza?
Ben: I will buy so much your freakish metabolism won't be able to keep up.
Reblog If Sara Bareilles should make another...
twentyseconds:
rainbowpen1s:
(via calebbbbb)
<3
2 tags
2 tags
Life is full of entrees, so don’t fill up on bread.
– Fam Guy
1 tag
1 tag