January 2010
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“God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors...”
– Garrison Keillor
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2010: the year you add me on Facebook →
travs:
that link doesn’t work. (via k-troll)
WELL TRAVS HES PROBABLY WAITING UNTIL 2010 FOR IT TO WORK
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the office, season 3+episode 15
Michael: Guys! "Beef, it's what's for dinner." Who wants some man meat?
Dwight: I do! I want some man meat!!
Jim: Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael: Then my man meat he shall have.
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ke$ha 's album has leaked.
twentyseconds:
It’s on Ali’s Blog, if any one wants it :P
It’s so good!!!!!
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In Memoriam: Playbill.com Remembers those we lost... →
December 2009
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So I sat here and waited for five minutes while...
So now I’ll be using Google Chrome for, about, the rest of my life.
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Reblog if you aren't going to get a New Years kiss
travs:
holdingmyown:
totallyqueer81:
squishycool:
billiejoesbabydoll:
eastcoastfriendship:
oneofmylies:(via mercedesbrown)
*sigh*
as always :-(
No wonder, she's pretty / What else should she be?...
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The Effects of a Long Distance Relationship
Ben: Do you ever want to see if everybody else is grinning right after a big moment but you're afraid because then they'll notice you are.
Me: All of the time.
Ben: Live long and prosper, gurl.
Me: Hail.
Ben: Oh my god. I started humming 'Hail Holy Queen' when I was getting dressed after hooking up with someone yesterday. I always hum. I think it's cause I don't want to talk to them.
Me: That is the funniest thing I've heard all week and I'm tumbling it.
Ben: It's not my fault I was raised in the nineties.
Me: What does that have to do with humming?
Future Aspirations
Ben: I think when I achieve my three compositional goals I want to write nonfiction.
Me: Nonfiction huh? Fancy.
Ben: Music is hot for right now, but once I'm 45 the only way to get twinks is to do something fancy. Or, to have composed their favorite musical, those faggots.
Me: So true. That's why I'll direct or be an agent.
Ben: You'd be a killer agent. We'll be industry bitches. Free brunch at the Russian Tea Room whenever we want.
Me: With Sigourney Weaver!
Ben: And Jerry Zaks, because he will survive 2012, just like New Jersey. And justinjustin.
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me+belinda, on aim pt 2
Me: Where should I get food?
Me: Cause now I need food.
Me: I'm at that point, Belinda, where I need food.
Belinda: you need to quit tweakin', Ben.
Me: when you're tweaking you typically don't eat, Belinda.
Belinda: Lol. I have no idea.
Me: You are such a useless woman.
Me: okay, i may be high, but i just laughed OUT LOUD at myself
Belinda: it's caus ei'm asian.
me+belinda, on aim
Me: Hey Belinda. Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corned moon?
Belinda: Yes. Have you run the hidden pine trails of the forest?
Me: Yes, Professor Bennett and I run them every morning.
At the car dealership
lizlang:
Me: (to the car dude) I know absolutely nothing about cars…that’s why I brought this guy (refering to K) along.
Car dude: (to K) That’s a great woman you got there. Making you feel strong and smart.
K: (eyebrow-raising stare)
Me: Haha, yeah he’s, like, my brother.
Car dude:…..oh, that’s…really awkward.
K: You’re not off to a very good start, are you?
Later, after K left.
Car...
Aaron: Rob texted me and said "Aaron, our facebooks don't say that we're in a relationship status."
Me: Oh God, he texted that?
Aaron: Yes! and I said...
Me: No?
Aaron: "No they don't..."
Me: Oh God.
Aaron: and he said "Should we change it?"...and I said "...no..."
“I’m just tired of these clingy codependent boys!”
– Aaron
“I value pleasure and effeciency.”
– Me, on the phone with Aaron about how the guy he’s dating who wishes Aaron had more stamina in bed, when Aaron likes to cum fast so he can “just get it over with.”
What is necessary is never unwise.
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“Never apologize; no excuses, no exclamations.”
– Julia Child
'you cannot post because you are not connected to...
Yes I am, iPhone!!
And PS, thank you, lostandgone:)
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Jam of the Day:
“Untitled” -...