shaneguiter: klodt: In related news… Verizon owns the wireless network on which I talk to my mother AMC owns the network on which I watch Mad Men Delta owns the airplanes on which I fly to Spain Universal, Sony, EMI, and Warner own the rights to 75% of the world’s music Google knows everything about everyone Panic! Hyperbolic overreactions! Corporate sell-outs everywhere! Great...
A Letter to Gap Inc.
blockparted: A Letter to Gap Inc. From November 2009 to February 14, 2013, I was a faithful employee of Gap Inc., retail stores 7005 and 7001. I am guilty of employee discount abuse on three occasions. The total is probably around $400. I have stolen a single Gap Favorite Lip Balm; flavor Vanilla Mint. Cost before tax: $4.50. “We seek to make a positive, lasting impact on the people and in...
That awkward moment when someone on tumblr posts a picture of themselves and you can’t tell if they are male or female and can’t ask because their blog is social justice-y
Writing a musical like they do on SMASH
Me: *writes dialogue for 30 minutes*
Me: *rereads what I've written*
Me: Wow, this is great!
Me: *calls it a night*
I am a broken piece of machinery. When the machine is broken… I am ready.– President Woodrow Wilson’s last words, Dead Presidents’ Last Words
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”) Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this They should be happy most of us...
theadossaurus:gohn-jegbert:yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:andwhispers: every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters Every song you’ve ever heard is just a different combination of 12 notes.
me on facebook chat
Me: whats that children's story
Me: about the guy who falls asleep for like 50 years
Me: what was that dude's name
Me: it was like...a name nathaniel hawthorne would use
paradisaic: “I hate the new Pokemon, I’m not going to play!”
icantrememberthesolution: (( whispers to followers I will tag ANYTHING you ask me to. Anything at all. if it’s a trigger or makes you uncomfortable or something like that or even if you just don’t want to see it, I wILL tag it for you and not be upset about you asking me to tag a thing. Don’t be afraid to ask me to tag things for you ok)) (( whispers to followers if you need me to tag...
natface: Me when I comment on someone’s engagement post and then five seconds later I get thirty notifications of more comments:
s-854: bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and basically
smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.